October 21, 2006

CRACK gave DC another dose of wacky, naughty, and sassy purr-formances from local crazies to entertain and disgust with its Second Sphincter! There are so many ways to get to your second sphincter. You can use poppers, screwdrivers, cucumbers, fists, bulldozers, vodka...the list goes on and on.

The show opened with Summer Camp, flanked by a couple sexy cheer boyz wearing skimpy red and white jogging outfits. The three of them jumped and shouted while praising their favorite hole: "Oh Sphincter, you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind!" The family-friendly show also featured tasteful performances from Lil Della aka The Freakazoid, Lotta Green Gue, Filip, and Will Gartshore.

Here is the full line-up of performances with links to video footage:

• Summer Camp: Hollaback Girl
• Summer Camp: Just Can't Get Enough
• Lil Della
• Will Gartshore: Sensitive Song
• Lotta Green Gue
• Filip
• Bobbing for Shit (Game)