||Summer Camp is an internationally recognized actress, dancer, model, and criminal. If you've never seen her in person, consider yourself lucky. When not performing to standing ovations around the globe, she enjoys stalking paparazzi, managing her 25-cent blowjob stand, and looking at herself in the mirror.
||Mirrors, booze, money, gold, and toilets
||Coming down, cold sores, chores, anal warts, and Jesus.
||I'll vote for you if you pay me.
||I'll sleep with you if you pay me.